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Oh, joyous day!

The counter works once more!
By the the little Cherubs that dance about my room, it works again!

A very happy un-birthday to Aristides the Just of Athens!
-He is two thousand...three...or four hundred? and umm...some other years too.

HAPPY 64th BIRTHDAY JOHN LENNON!

^_^

And what an interesting mind you have. That's the song that the YODA song is a parody of. Wow...So long, Fare thee well, Pip pip, Cherrio, I'll see you soon!

Bah, you're only jealous...I outdid your long post!


Anyway, perhaps it is a prophecy! A glimmer at our destiny, let us examine this number further. We shall begin by counting to it...






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459!



There!

???
Uh, okay Fred.
Anyway, why did this stop counting posts at 459?

)(Gertrude)(

I meant to do at least half of the A.P stuff yesterday, but I went to sleep after dinner...I didn't feel well.


So...I've got the whole junk thing...every term....every essay and every little bit of our nations constitution left to examine. I just got back from Golden Cor...Corr...ral...I don't know how to spell it....with my great Uncle and Aunt from Indiana and I feel like going to sleep now (Yeah, I'm tired, that's why I can't spell coral). I'm sure if I started at 10 in the morning I wouldn't have much trouble...but what if at 10 tomorrow morning I don't feel like doing it? Oh, I have such fledgling(I...hate...words...I cannot spell...I love dots of elippse...ellip....ellipses...GRRRRR) willpower.

Don't mind these posts, primarily, they're for me to wallow in self-pity. Move along, move along.



OHHHH...weird(Well...sort of song lyrics) I've got one for yah!

(Read it all)

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [LP version:
Coca-Cola]
C-O-L-A cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L-O-L-A Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

And back when this song was written...It was on the edge...

(GRC's new television sho...err...no...just no....STOP IT....NO....Stop....it.... now...NO I WON'T....DIE YOU INFIDEL, DIE.............NEVER.....PERISH AND SUFFER THE INDIGNITIES WORTHY TO YOUR KIND, YOU VILE PERVERSION OF TRUTH AND GOODNESS....NAY, IT YOU WHO SHALL PERISH IN THE FLAMES OF YOUR OWN IGNITION, YOU PYRO!!! AGHAST YE, FIE TO YOUR SOUL...HEY, IT'S YOUR SOUL TOO, MORON.....MORON? IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO...SHUT UP...OH I SEE, AREN'T WE THE LOVELIST INTELLECTUAL EVER?....I SAID SHUT UP, NOW DIE....BAH, YOU'RE NOT ANY FUN ANYMORE...FUN? ALL YOU SEEK IN LIFE IS TO BE AMUSED, EH? ... OH PLEASE, CAN WE AT LEAST GIVE THE MASTER A LITTLE PEACE AS HE WRITES THE POST? ... I THINK HE'S FINISHED, NO WAIT, THERE'S ONE LAST THING.)

Move along, move along.
Don't feed the soul shards.

~*~Fuinernel~*~

P.S That's just a little window into the workings of my mind.

Yes, Puff, that was me outside your house. Me and amy went driving around the cemetary and then we were headed to Clark Middle to practice parking and I was like, "Oh hey, Shannon lives back there," and Amy went, "You want to go drive by her house?" So anyways...Tell your sister I'm sorry if I freaked her out.
I'm going to test for my license October 25th. Miranda's dad let me drive part of the way home from fencing today, he's quite trusting. I need to work on keeping the car centered in the lane and merging. And parking of course, but I feel almost ready for the test.
Fred, me like Hayden Christenson? Why would I like that Pansy-man? He's a horrible actor. I can't believe they put him in at the end of epidsode 6. Stupid George Lucas.
Well, I have still have a Holocaust poem to write, 13 terms to write, and a packeton the Constituton to finish. So, alas, I must go for now. See y'all Monday.
Weed

BOTHER!
I didn't even try to get my license over break. I'm procrastinating! My sister got to wait as long as she wanted before she got hers but apparently I'm just a meaningless appliance around here with no real opinions of my own. >:-( I've never been the favorite child.

AND ALL YOU STALKERS! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I'm thinking about going to school on Monday inside a refridgerator box so no one can touch me, talk to me, or even recognize me! I'm being stalked and I'm not even famous yet!

And Weed, I think the Ring 2 is coming out sometime this fall so if you need another movie to laugh at, I think that would be the one. Then again that one called The Grudge looks pretty funny too. AND THAT WAS YOU in front of my house? OH MY GOSH! My dad was on the phone with my uncle and my sister saw this car out the window but we couldn't tell who was in it. I thought it was the government, who finally realized I know to much and came to kill me!

WHOA! Long post. Don't anyone feel bad if they didn't real it all. I wouldn't read it all.

~^~Gertrude L. McDonald~^~
(That's my new name, I joined the Witness Protection Program)

Oh, and you there. *Points at Iavasfuin*

For a moment I thought you were talking about...*shudders* Hayden Christiansen, but then I reallized I had the episodes mixed up, do carry on.


~*~Magnificient Indigo!~*~

-Bands of the Aura unite!

Shannon? Another Stalker? Really...I find this most amusing. First the annoying guy, then her and well...*hides Shannon's hair behind his back* ...Ahem.

You seem to be the mecca for stalkers, don't worry, a little more observation and I'll know why. *wink*


*Cackles evily*


~*~Fuinernel~*~


In other news, your past two messages reminded me that I don't have my permit yet. It seems I forgot about my chance...I think there's some other monday or tuesday coming up, either that, or the teacher strike will play into favor for gaining my permit.

-I've already missed four days, *giggles* I don't think they'll give me the half day, eh?