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Jami and Miranda, I got your cards. ^_^ They were very thoughtful. And Miranda, how long did it take you to do that?
Thanks a lot,
~@~Shannon~@~

PS-Tegge is an IRISH name!

Hey. Back in Kentucky again. What a PAINFUL trip. I got stung by jellyfish three times, scratched up my back and legs on the rocks under the water. If anyone ever goes to Tybee Island, go there early in the summer. The late summer is jellyfish season. And it hurts like heck!

:-( Just feeling kinda sad today. Maybe it's because this summer has been by far the worst in my whole life. Maybe it's because we hafta go back to that HORRIBLE place week after next. Or maybe it's just because there's a big smudge on my glasses and I can barely see the screen! Contacts are great!

Anyway, my family has a stalker and my sister just discovered that one of her good friends is our fourth cousin. Go to http://www.baberfamilytree.org/individuals/i594.htm#i26069. IT'S ME! My whole family is on here! O_O How did these people find us?! I'm terrified.
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...Okay I'm okay. We saw The Village yesterday. All I'm gonna say is the critics are gonna SLAM it! I would not recommend it. I was thoroughly disappointed. Some people actually WALKED OUT on it. Yeah. I really don't wanna waste another two hours of my life watching it but if the Gweds go and see it, I'll go just so I can see the looks on everyone's faces.

Please excuse the LOOOOOOOOOONG post. I just have a lot to say today.

~SHANNON aka The Flying Fish Of Iceland~

Greetings from Tybee Island.  Howdy.  Would love to stay and chat but I'm gonna go out in the ocean and get stung by jellyfish for the fourth time since I've been here.  See you peeps later.  By the way, the Shyamalan special was LAME it was much adu about nothing.  It was really dumb.  We should watch it at a party and make fun of it.
~Shannon~

~Melanie~
JOHNNY?!!! DID SOMEBODY SAY JOHNNY?!!!!!!!! Ahoy folks, just got back from Texas. I threw my uncle off a jetskii, it was awesome! Eric and I broke up recently, because he's a big monkey butt. Seriously ya'll, never go out with a guy who acts like HE'S on a constant PMS rampage. Atleast I got a new kitty out of him, his name is Mr. Meowsers! I don't wanna go back to school *cries*!!!!!!!! Oh boy, I get a new psychologist this week too, because I have "repressed memories from my abusive brother that Eric's similar emotional mistreatment has brought to the surface" If any of you guys wanna accompany me, or atleast explain to me what all that jiberish means, give me a call! On a happier note, i've been Saved, and now i'm getting baptised! That should be an interesting sight. Well, i'll see you guys in hell here soon :D
Once again~Melanie~

I should be back the week after next.  So yeah.  We can see the Village then.  We've been watching the Shyamalan thing.  Don't anyone tell Melanie, but JOHNNY is in it.  Speaking of Shyamalan, Shyamalan the fish has a new younger sibling.  That's right!  I found ANOTHER fish this morning!  Yippee.  I am SO totally stressed right now.  I have so many things to worry about that  I can't list them all because if I did the site would malfunction and crash.  My life has just been dumber than usual.
But I am happy about one thing!  ^_^ I saw the episode of Monty Python Fred was talking about!  Yep.  I got to see John Cleese in a bikini!  Laying in that wonderful pose Fred demonstrated for me and Melissa time and time again.   ...Actually I'm not very happy about this at all...I'm TERRIFIED!

~Shannon~

I was calling you a freak, freak. You're a loser, you know that, don't you? We're never going to be able to get together. When do you leave/get back from Georgia? You'd better come back to see the Village. I leave for Tennessee Thursday, and I'll get back Sunday evening. Of course, we'll have to wait for the band camp geeks to finish before we can go see the movie. We're heading back for Kentucky tomorrow, so I won't be able to check the site for a couple days. Do you know where Fred moved to? Hmm...I'm going to miss my cousin Lauren when we come home. She's precious. I drew a picture of her today. She gave it to my aunt Linda, who she calls Georgie. Don't ask why. My entire family (by which i mean Aunt Linda, Uncle Mick, and my cousins Mike, Erika, Trisha, Big Mike, and Lauren, my parents, my grandmother, and me.) Oh, btw, can someone run a search on Barusta Homes for me? It's run by Mick (or maybe Michael) Barker and is located in Colorado. I'm not sure if Barusta is the correct spelling. I suppose this is my last post from Colorado. I'm going to miss it, but it will be good to be home...for those few short days. My posts seem to be getting longer and longer. I hope Joy checks her phone. I texted her about going to church, to see if she needed a ride and she hasn't responded yet. Well, I'm going to run. The famille should be here soon. Au revior, ma aimees! Miss you much!
~Weed~

Who are you callin' a freak, freak?  It takes seven pounds of pressure to rip your ear off, I wonder how much pressure it takes to rip your head off.  Probably more than I can obtain.  Oh well.  I guess I'm stuck going to that prison for two more years.  (But don't be surprised if I show up the first day with only one ear.  I mean it's so easy and tempting to just yank one off...ears are ALMOST as ugly as feet.)  I'm getting of subject.  Where am I gonna be next week, in (on?) Tybee Island.  My dad just made reservations at a condo there.  Yippee.  Ima goin' ta Georgia.  It's like a ten hour drive so that gives me and my CD player plenty of quality time together.  Speaking of Shyamalan, Shyamalan the fish is starting to look rather sickly.  I think his younger siblings are eating him.  Ew.  Anywho, have fun in the corn.  I hope you see some crop circles!

PS-I feel your pain. 

~A girl who is currently staring at an artificial peach~
<^>Shannon<^>

Don't do that, you freak! I need you at prison! What are you doing at the beginning of next week? Like Monday thru Wednesday? We need to get together before I go to Tennessee and school starts again. I hate being female. Go figure that time of the month would come when I'm half a country away from necessary supplies. Ugh! Now that that's posted on a public acessible page....My parents had a fender-bender last night. Some woman run inot them on the highway. Bloody idiot. Other than that vacation's great. I've got a postcard for you Puff. I may even send it before we leave Colorado, but that's looking kind of doubtful. It's really super pretty out here, tres belle, and they sell Jones Soda by the pack at the local store, and my baby cousin's absolutely adorable. I think I just may come to college out here. The University of Colorado in Bulder does offer Linguistics. But.....I'm really homesick. I love the branch of my family out here, but I miss you guys a lot. Heck, I'm even missing church.....Kinda. Not really. I miss the havoc Joy and I can create at church. Are y'all watching the Jeporady guy? He knows, like, everything! I wish we had one of him for the academic team. *sighs* Well, I must go for it is almost dinnertime. When I get back, we'll have to watch the Shaymalan special together. Oh! The dial-up service here sounds like the aliens in Signs, I swear. It's so bloody creepy. And I have to drive past cornfields to get back to my cousin Trisha's house...I'm gonna be so freaked out. Okie-day, I'm gonna shut up now. Au bientot!
~Weed~

We ain't watched the Shyamalan special yet either.  We recorded it.  I'm not sure what to expect.  With Shyamalan I never am.  Do you all realize that we'll hafta go back to prison in two weeks.  I'm trying my best to get decapitated before then.  *pulls on head*  Come on you ugly thing!  Come off!  You gotta come off!  I don't wanna go back in the darkness!

A really depressed
~Shannon~

Why am I terrible? I missed the special on Shaymalan! NOOO!!! Was it good? I got home last night (well, my cousin Trisha's home anyway) and just crashed, I was sooo tired. We went to the zoo today and we rode the carasual! I know that's spelled wrong but I don't care. I got to see wolves too, the first time I've gotten to since I became obsessed with werewolves. They were so beautiful, so, I bought over $50 of wolf merchandise. It's horrible, I know. I've got chapter 9 of my Harry Potter story written; I'm going to post it the instant I get home.  Well, I must go for now.  Au revior! Oh, btw, thanks for reviewing Silent Night, Miranda. Talk to y'all later!
~Weed~
 

Weed, you're terrible!  I'm SUN BURNT!  YEAH!  We went to the lake yesterday and I'm fried!  On my legs and ears anyway.  My sister is worse than me though.  But we had fun.  Yeah.  Tonight at 11 on the Scifi channel there's gonna be some kind of special about SHYAMALAN!  I hope you all tune in!  Yeah.
 
100% Pure Shannon
 
Sitting on a Cornflake waiting for the van to come...
 
The first person to identify the song that that line is from wins absolutely nothing!

We didn't get to go tubing today either. Some stupid woman had to wreck her motorcycle and drown. they're combing the river for her body right now, *sighs* Stupid people. Well, everyone here is dead, so I guess I'd best be making my way to my nice comfy couch as well. Adios! (or however you spell it)
~Weed~

Scratch rafting. We're going tubing today instead. That's right. We're going to hop aboard intertubes and sail through rapids. Will someone please remind my parents that I wish to be cremated and my ashes thrown out to see. Puff, you can delegate who gets my Legolas. Yeah, I'm really optimistic. Actually, it looks quite fun. I'm excited about it. And, by the way, Fred, (even though you won't see this for awhile), I am gone, but I do have access to a computer. Colorado's really pretty. We hiked up to a resevior (sp?) yesterday and it was soooo beautiful. It was surrounded by mountains and cacti and stuff. My cousins are really cool. My cousin, Erika,  (this is only my second time meeting her, so of course I'm staying with her and my cousin Mike) is going to take me on a tour of a tea factory this week and we're also going to go see Spiderman 2, I think. She's going tubing today too....so is cousin Mike (all my male cousins out here are named Mike..it's weird). It's hard to believe it's almost 11:00 for you guys. It's only 8:50 here. I've already been up for hours. I'm kinda homesick. I miss being able to talk to y'all. Well, I'm gonna go for now. Talk to ya later. Au revior!
~Weed~   

Hi yall.  I have returned from the honorable Bowling Green.  It is nice to be home an I cannot wait to get together with you guys, though I am sad about leaving friends behind.  My roomy this year, Leslie, is quite a bit like you guys.  Very random at times.  She goes to Dunbar.  It is nice to talk to you all again.  Good wishes to you all!
~Rander

I miss you guys soooo much! We drove through like 4 states of corn. It sucked. I was thinking, "Who the heck needs this much corn?" Anyways....I'm sure you guys really cared about that.  Colorado's really nice.  My cousins suggested I come to college out here and live with them. The University of Colorado offers Linguistics, so I just may do it.  I'm glad you liked the card, Puff. Joy bought it, so all credit goes to her. I think we're going go rafting sometime this week. I"ll probably fall out of the boat or something, you know how I am....Pray for me. There was just a Beatles joke on whatever tv show we're watching! This guy holds up a beetle and this chick says, "Who've you got there?" And he says, "Well, it's either Paul or John." ...And now he just said, "I don't want to hear any rumours Paul is dead." Sorry. I'm babbling. I'm going to go now. I'll post throughout the week...I hope. See y'all later!
~Weed~

See ya Weed! 
Wow.  This is weird.  I can change the font?  And the colors?  WOW!  How positively exciting! 
 
Anyway, I just saw the stupidest thing ever.  A FISH FIGHT!  Two of my fish were trying to KILL each other!  But eventually, another fish came and broke up the fight.  Isn't that crazy? 
 
OH!  There was a CLOONEY look alike on Regis and Kelly this morning!  He didn't look like Clooney very much but oh well. 
 
0_0 SHANNON 0_0
 
PS-I got your all's card.  My sister took it out of the mailbox and was worried that it might explode in her hand or something because the return address said "Gwed."  Thank you very much.

Bye guys! I'll see y'all when I get back from Colorado in a ....sometime! Puff, don't do anything to memorably stupid while I'm gone! No, you can't get addicted to gum!
~Weed~

I'm not on ANYTHING! ...Well I'm sitting on a chair right now. But that's the only thing I'm on I promise! Although I have been chewing a lot of gum recently...is it possible to get addicted to gum?
@$(*&%!(Shannon$(#%()^@&($)#@

Puff, are you sure you're not on something? Cause if you're not naturally strange, which you say you're not.....there's got to be something you're on? What is it and where can I get some? And no, I have not heard of that man. 62 is a lot of awards though. My niece and I are going to get our ears pierced today. Well, she's getting hers pierced, I'm getting mine double pierced. There's a Shaymalan special on the SciFi channel on July 18th, at 8 p.m. by the way. Have you noticed we're like the only two who post on here most of the time? What's up with that?
Weed
(who would rather eat herself than go on a reality tv show)

They all have names. We've just never heard of them because most of them live in Thailand or Canada. Have you ever heard of Jacob Gardenhoseclimber? He's won a grand total of 62 Celery Awards! That's a WORLD RECORD!
(Shannon)
(As if you didn't already know)
(Do I have what it takes to be on a reality show? SURE! I can read scripts and memorize lines!)

Smart Puff. And you're one of the numberone students in our class? My god, what does that say about the rest of us. Does these people no one's ever heard of before have names or is that why no one's ever heard of them, because they don't have names?
*~Weed~*

Just you and a bunch of people no one's ever heard of before. I once won a Celery Award but I forget what it was for.
#@#Shannon#@#

I'd better win that Best Impression of Ghandi Award or we're gonna have words Puff. More than words actually. I'll sic my werewolf on you next full moon. Yeah. So...who's nominated in each category?
~Weed~

It's time for the annual CELERY AWARDS! This years catagories are: Best Impression of Ghandi, Most Likely To Own A Pool Full Of Jell-O, Most Convincing Arguement That Plants Go To Wallstreet When No One is Looking, Toilet Licking, Dishwasher Washing, Shrimp Eating, and finally Best Design Of A Paper Plate That Can Decapitate Someone!
YAY! HURRAY!
*%*Shannon*%*

What's up guys? Tell me I'm not the only one without a life. Oooohhh...guess what? Igot to drive home from Shannon's house last night. My dad wouldn't let me take any intersections though....even though I've already taken the only one we would've gone through. Oh well. Beggers can't be choosers. See ya later.
~Weed~