Gwed

Who are you callin' a freak, freak?  It takes seven pounds of pressure to rip your ear off, I wonder how much pressure it takes to rip your head off.  Probably more than I can obtain.  Oh well.  I guess I'm stuck going to that prison for two more years.  (But don't be surprised if I show up the first day with only one ear.  I mean it's so easy and tempting to just yank one off...ears are ALMOST as ugly as feet.)  I'm getting of subject.  Where am I gonna be next week, in (on?) Tybee Island.  My dad just made reservations at a condo there.  Yippee.  Ima goin' ta Georgia.  It's like a ten hour drive so that gives me and my CD player plenty of quality time together.  Speaking of Shyamalan, Shyamalan the fish is starting to look rather sickly.  I think his younger siblings are eating him.  Ew.  Anywho, have fun in the corn.  I hope you see some crop circles!

PS-I feel your pain. 

~A girl who is currently staring at an artificial peach~
<^>Shannon<^>