Gwed

~Lis~
Happy Halloween!

Hello. This may seem random, but...UTTER FRUSTRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Lis, who is high on pixie dust and Ale-8s~
I LOVE ORLANDO BLOOM!!! AND PIXIE DUST!!! LA LA FROG!!!!

~Miranda~
Hello you crazy lot. The leaves are pretty. The sky is pretty too. It's really light towards the bottom, but deep blue at the top. It's like the deep ocean is up in the sky and the sky of day is down close to ground. There's a soft innocent hase inbetween. It's like the world is flipped upsidedown at twilight. Lets all stand on our heads at twilight and when someone asks us what we're doing, we should give them a look of utter disbelief and say, "What? We're only obeying the movements of the heavens." That is, if any of you can stand on your heads. I can't. We could hang upside down on a swingset or something. Yeah. Pip-pip!

~Lis~
Hey y'all! Did ya know i can't see what you've posted until after I've posted. It sux. But that's why I'm writing this. To see if anyone's posted recently. Well, I may post again in a few minutes. Cheerio!

~Lis~
Random questions
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

~Shannon-Hates Feet~

My hatred of feet? I dunno. They're just pure evil. They look like deformed hands! And they smell bad and...*cringes* I don't even like to talk about them!
-Up with the BBBC! Down with feet!

~Mrs Captain Jack Sparrow~
Rander just had an inspirational idea when i was researching all of the movies johnny plays in!!!!!!! As soon as pirates of the caribbean comes out, i'm gunna have a johnny marathon for all the gweds!!! everyone gets to come and watch johnny! johnny johnny johnny! i love johnny!

since i cant dismember anybody, ill go write a story about it. im extremely bored. the wall looks bored too, ill go talk to it now. Bye bye!
~Mel~

wait a second...does anyone know who she is?! ah man, i dont even know her name >:| there goes a perfectly good murder plot >:|

by the way, does anyone know where his girlfriend LIVES? :s

~Mel~
I have finished my plot to dismember johnny depps girlfriend with a butter knife! First..I get a psycho hypno dude to take my dear johnny somewhere and force him to feel hatred for her and any other female other than me! Then, while hes away, I find out what blood type his girlfriend is and steal lots of blood sacks from a hospital. Next, I break into her house, tie her up, put those little IV thingys in five different places and start giving her blood (to keep her concious as long as possible). Then, I begin to cut off pieces of her body with my butter knife, starting with her finger joints, then going to every last joint, carving away, while she watches and screams! I will torture her as much as possible, untill i i cut off the parts of her arms and legs where the blood is being put into her at, and she passes out from blood loss. THEN, before shes fully unconcious, i gouge her eyes out with my butter knife, and make her eat them! :D then ill give her body to the hungry hobos, and johnny will be mine, all mine!!!!!!!!!!!!! those dudes with the jackets and needles and thingys that keep tryin to tie me up think im a little unbalanced for some reason. where would they have gotten that idea?!?!

~Jami~
OMG Shannon I have a thing about feet too!!! They creep me out man...I don't even like my own feet! How did your discrimination against feet come about?!?! LOL @ someone dressing as a foot...that'd be horrible! and just plain scary too!

~Shannon-Anti Foot Rebel!~
If anyone comes to my house dressed as a foot, I'll die! Feet, the worst thing in the world! *cringes* The men in white coats gave me a nifty strait jacket. But I found moving in it rather difficult so I was forced to gnaw my way out of it.

~!!!Brenda's No. 1 Fan!!!(Jami)~
What's up y'all? Miranda, LOL @ the big boring building! Yes, I know the one. In fact they do think they're pretty cool over there with their lame-o white coats and they even dropped the name to just "The Ridge" like it's edgy or something...By the way Rander I've been meaning to ask you how your man from camp is doing?! Alisha and I were thinking about names for your children on the bus the other day, lol! Plankton and Chewbacca sound best I think (suggestions from Boy Meets World fyi). You sooo remind me of that chick Topanga from the older episodes where she was like all..out there and stuff! Haha, anyone else think so?! OMG Joy told me about Brandon's special guest appearance at band practice Friday! He was in his Brenda Gear!!! Y'all need to seriously go to Marathon by the high school on a Tuesday night for sure and ask this woman with long blondish gray hair how much the slushies are! haha- I wish I had been there!!! Joy said she won't ever look at him the same LOL! I told Zakk about that and he said "you mean that dude dressed like a woman I laughing at was BRANDON?!" lmao it was hilarious! Dudes! Brandy and T.J.C. almost got into it at lunch...it was intense! In case anyone hasn't heard, T.J.C. threw a paper wad at Brandy and it almost hit him and like Brandy got POed and threw a handful of rice at T.J.C.!! (by the way T.J.C is the universal name for TJ and JC in case you didnt pick that up, in this instance it is J.C.) Yep Brandy made Kerry hold his necklaces and pushed me out of the way (very rudly might I add :|) and..yeah they ran out of time thank goodness but that would've been a sight!

~Melanie~
Good golly gosh, they finally fixed 1 of the phonelines! I can't find find a stunt carrot!!! Ya'll can't seriously expect me to sit back and watch a poor innocent carrot be snapped in half! Why can't Miranda or Rachael get snapped in half?! I won't let you, NEVER!!!!!!!Is anyone willing to dress up as a giant foot and go to Shannon's house on Halloween??? AHHH, I loath stippling with an unbearable passion. I...HATE...DOTS!!!!!!!!! Sorry, had to get that out. And one last thing, i am now married to Johnny, he's in my closet bound and gagged I tell you! Now I must go plot my dismemberment of his girlfriend :)

Haha! rude is right! But did they refuse to give you one of those neat-o-cool straight jackets? *shakes head* That's all I wanted..
~Anessa~

~Shannon-The River In Ireland~

YIPPEE! Frolicking, Phantom Chairs! Clooney! I haven't been on here in a LONG time! Those darn men in white coats. They tried so hard to catch me and eventually they did. But they took me to their little institution, realized I was beyond help, and threw me out! How incredibly RUDE!

~Lis~
Ok, y'all, some new rules for the Gwed Website. (Chill out. There are only a few!)
1. No trash-talking about other Gweds. (I'm sure we all know where this one spawned from.)
2. Sisters before misters. (If ya don't know what this means, ask your parents.)
3. And I, Melissa, am the "owner" (hey, it's free) of this website. If anything I don't like is put I will either (A) take down that post or (B) take down the whole website.
Y'all I expect these rules to be followed. To know the consequences of not following them, look at #3.
Another punishment is a 17 page report on George Clooney's potbellied pig, picture included.
Ok, that's all for me. Have a nice day!
BTW- Cate Blanchett rules!!!

~Lis~
22 days until filming for The Gweds and the Phantom Chairs (starring the Winchester Gweds) comences!!!

Sorry. I'm bored.

Ziz is my one of my friends. His name is Zack, but I call him Zackypoo and Zizack. Dont ask about the last one. One of my other friends came up with it when she was bored so he could have a ghetto name. LoL. Anyways, he gave my s/n out to all the people I hate and I told him that I was gonna kill him.. though I say that almost everyday..
Miranda--Frolicking is *way* too fun. Those guys in the white jackets should try it sometime. My best friend always says that theyre gonna come get me.. *shrug* They have yet to come.
~Anessa~

Oi, crazy people! Randomness is failing me right now. I'm glad all this is working out.
Anessa--sorry, but why r u "Killer of Ziz"?
My Mother says I need more excercise. I'm considering frolicking in the back yard. It's risky though. They could capture me again and take me to that big boring building where the people think it's stylish to wear big white coats. You guys know the one. I'm sure some of you have been there before. Such a dull place, isn't it? Must go now. The idea of frolicking has consumed my heart at the moment. Fare thee well!
~Miranda~

Whoa.. stuff gets confusing when you forget to look at posts.. Oh well. What's everyone been up to?
~Anessa: Killer of Ziz~

~Lis~
Okay, thanks Melanie for trying to resolve the fight. It means a lot to me because it's been stressing all us other Gweds out. I'm not going to take sides, but I can see your reasoning. I mean Jami has been your friend for six years and she's only known this guy for a few weeks, but.....You should also try to see her point of view too. She might not have understood why you acted the way you did. I really hope y'all can move on past this before the filming for the movie starts in November. I know the how the depression feels as I told you after lunch the other day, since I have bipolar. It's a living hell. Maybe that's why everything with Jami has been so whacked out. Explain what's been going on internally to her. It may help her understand you better. Okay, I'm going to quit playing Oprah now and go back to my sleepover. (Me and some of my gym friends shave gotten together foir the night.) Namarie!

ah dang it, drop a pretty much and its 'not to mess with Jami' well you get it, i can't type. Bye again!
~melanie~

~Melanie~
Melissa, thanks alot for trying to understand my side and help me out with it, and i'm so glad i have someone who understands what all this depression stuff can do to you, so that helped me out alot too. Everything is pretty much is pretty much over with now. Stephanie, the girl asked to beat me up, came to my house in apology for all that happened, and the girl who was warning me not to mess with me came to me this morning and apologized for overreacting yesterday. I don't know if Jami and I will re-establish our friendship anytime soon, but either way i will act civil to her when we do the movie, so don't worry about this fight effecting that. Have fun with your sleepover. Later Oprah(j/k) :P

~Shannon-Obsessive Steve Martin Fanatic~

Hey all. I'm taking a much deserved hour long break from my STUPID career project. However I have started a new project. I'm going to write a 17 page report on George Clooney's pet pig. Featuring pictures and biboliograpy. It will be more fun than BBQing mailboxes on a hot sunny day! :)

~Melissa~

Dear Gweds,
I was reading the Gwed website for the first time since before break tonight. I have a few things to say and some of you aren’t going to like them very much. Like Kristen, I don’t want to be involved in this fight, but I know that as Gweds we are all involved in this argument, even if it’s just by being friends with both parties engaged. Guys, you’re not the only ones this has ever happened to. When Brandon and I first broke up (when I was still very infuriated with him), Kerry and I had a phone conversation and Brandon was on three-way, but I didn’t know that. I said some pretty mean things about Brandon during that conversation, but when he told me that he had been on the three-way, I just said, “Well, that’s life. I can’t go back and do anything about it now. There’s no use in being upset about it; that’s not going to change what happened. It’s all in the past and only the future matters now.” Y’all have been friends for far too long to let some boy ruin that. Boys aren’t worth it, you guys. They’re (and when I say they, I mean all boys) immature and irresponsible and idiots. Don’t let them destroy your friendship. After all, boyfriends will come, and boyfriends will go, but friends are forever. And we’re high schoolers. We’re too old to be acting like this.
I won’t be writing any more Gwed stories until you all quit fighting. And if you don’t stop fighting soon, I am leaving the Gweds altogether. I’m already considering refraining from the movie. I refuse to work under conditions where people are fighting. Especially when those two people use to be best friends.
So now, are you going to get over petty disagreements or am I going to have to start writing my letter of resignation from the Gweds? Please decide soon. It’s up to you.
Your friend,
Lissa Williams

~Melissa~
I didn't realize how serious things had gotten between Melanie and Jami. I have something to say about it and I know some of you are probably going to get pissed off at me for it. Like Kristen, I really don't want to be involved in the argument, but as Gweds we are all involved in some way, even if it's by being friends with both of the angered parties. And I for one am sick of this fight. You're not the only ones who've been through something like this. When Brandon and I broke up (when I was still really pissed of at him), Kerry called me and he was on three way and I didn't know it. I said some pretty bad things about him during that conversation. But when I found out he'd been on three-way a week or two later, I said, "Well, that's life. What's happened, happened. I can't go back and do anything about it, so there's no point in being upset about it because that's not going to change things." We're high schoolers. We're more grown up than this, guys. Look, I'm not going to write any more Gwed stories until you'll get over what happened and I'm even considering leaving the Gweds. I'm also considering not doing the movie. It's up to you guys what happens. But I, for one, am altogether frustrated with what's going on. Please end it soon, or I will leave the Gweds.
Lissa

Ok people im really stressed at all this! Stop fighting, im serious. Its getting out of hand. Im not accusing either of you of anything but i really dont think this fight is worth your friendship. You might not realize it but it affects all the rest of us to. I prbly seem very out of character, but you all, or anyone for that matter, fighting like this really gets to me. )-: thats all im gonna say for now... I dont want anyone mad at me..
JOY

~Lissa~
Y'all, I would like to take a moment to point out that I am the one who set up this website and if you keep using it to bitch about one another, I am taking it down. And I have a VERY important announcement to make tomorrow.

~Melanie~
Melissa, It's not just that i didn't know he was on the phone, it's that she took his side fully after knowing him a week and being my best friend of 6 years. If she's not sorry then she doesn't care, and if she doesn't care how am i supposed to be friends with her? You shouldn't leave the gweds because of a stupid arguement though! If this arguement passes, it passes, if not, well then thats just life too. No one should just leave the gweds because of two other gweds having problems. You're right, we probably are being immature. But I can't stand the idea of having a best friend who will turn on me so quickly for a guy. Maybe she didn't know i'd feel this way, maybe she did. But I don't know either way because the only response i've received is something to turn this fight around on me. If she thinks I tried to turn people against her because of telling them my side, and them not hearing hers than I am sorry. But I can't be friends with someone who doesn't trust me over a guy shes known for a week. But Melissa, whatever happens, its not worth some of the gweds quitting over it. Sometimes friends just have issues that need to be worked out among themselves, and by putting my response to her actions on here, I probably got everyone involved first, so i'm sorry for that you all. But please, don't quit the gweds, Melissa, or anybody else. It's not worth it.
~melanie~

~Kerry, Princess of Kurama Torture~
Anessa: That sounds real cool. I think you should go. Never miss an opportunity to do something like that!
Jami: I do believe that Gweds shouldn't so stuff like that to each other. That's just...not Gwed-like, man. So unGwed-like. On a happier note: IT'S ON THE BOARD! Also, I'm chillin, lol. One more thing, heh, the translation website...hmmm, maybe it was just symbols and your system doesn't support that or something. I dunno.
Melanie: From what I said to Jami, don't get pissed off at me or anything, ne? That's all I'd need...
Shannon: CLOONEY!!! GIBSON!!!
Joy: That's nothing. I found my...4TH GRADE PORTFOLIO! *screams in horror* Now that'll have you rolling on the floor for a few hours.
Kristen: I have not seen League...Sean Connery! ^_^ I got InuYasha DVDs from said Zakk, and you have to see it. You'd love InuYasha, it's another rocking anime!
All Gweds: Arnold won governor. *shudder* That's horrible...I know how he won. He groped women.
I'm leaving now.
I NEED GRAVITATION!
Ja ne, namarie, mellons.

Oy! Violence is bad, yo. Hippies rock. Peace out man. Black socks never get dirty..........
.....dots...........dots.........dots........Mrs. Kehrt likes dots..........dots.........dots.....................
.............dots..........Black socks might not ever get dirty, but I'm sure they get smelly so you better wash them one day! btw--this is Miranda. Cherrio!

~Kristen~
I just want to say to Jami and Melanie, not to involve me in this fight. I've heard both sides of the story and don't know which one to believe. I am still friends with both of you all, but please don't involve me in this. Thanx.
All Gweds- I think that we are letting too many people join the GWEDS. It used to be a little group of friends, now I don't know half the people in it! I don't think that we should let anyone else join, no matter how much like us they are.
Sorry for my pessimestic attitude at the moment, but I haven't had a very good day and needed to say these things.

~Darth Shannon-Future Ruler of the Galaxy~

Anessa you should DEFINITELY go to Australia! Australians rule! They have such cool accents! I wish I could go! I got a letter in the mail and some people wanted me to go to Scotland and sit through meetings and make bread. But I decided not to go.
And now a random thought, "If I had a dollar for every time I saw an edible tractor made out of styrofoam...I'd be very poor."

~Miranda~
I want to meet Zakk. I don't think who betrayed who really matters. Just that whoever is intelligent enough to recognize they did something wrong, doesn't do it again. You guys know how there's a "code" that the pirates have? Something like that might be useful for the GWEDs in a situation like this. Not really rules--"more like guidelines".
btw-Why don't this site show stuff posted before this month?
Kerry-I wouldn't say im an anime shipper, but I have seen some of Fruits Basket and would like to see the rest of it.
I've recruited a new male GWED--Michael Wilds. Some of you might know him. He can be really random. Should I give him the stuff for this site?
Anyways, g2g. Cherrio.

~Anessa~
*raises brow* Well, I see a lot has gone on here in the last 5 days.. Heheh. Anywho.. OMFB!!! I've been invited to go to Australia to study for 20 days during my Freshman year!!! *dances* I'll have to stay with a 'host' family. That makes me sound like a virus.. Think I should go??

~Random Message From Shannon~
How did this sheet of sand paper get in the pasta maker? CLOONEY! CLOONEY! DUMB AND DUMBER! CLOOOOOOOONEY! http://www.clooneyworld.de/images/pics/movies/batman/batman011.jpg
PICTURE OF CLOONEY!!! You MUST look at it! It's CLOONEY!!! I'd love to stay and chat but I've currently got a moose in my shower using up all the hot water and HERBAL ESSENCES!

Oy people Im bored....Its Joy btw...umm... i have nothing to say. I found this fanfic i wrote in like 5th grade. It was quite strange cuz at the time i wrote it i didnt even know fanfic existed (what a sad life i must have led then) Its was before SW!!! Before Fanfic! Before LOTR! unfortunatley, or maybe fortunatley, i cant remember these sad times in my life. If i remembered what the plot of the story was spsd to be i might try to finish it, but alas, i have not the slightest. Its actually pretty good for a 5th grader. LALA im going to go read fanfic now...
?ø¥

!*!Jαмі!*!
Ok that makes me angry that the stupid post showed up for October 3rd! What in the world?! Do the Gweds have their own time zone now and I'm just not aware? LOL Grr....well anywho, yes Zakk = new Gwed! We need to officialize this somehow??? But there's so many and not every Gwed has even been to the site yet so I don't know how to do that. I think I will bring a checklist to school Monday lol. And what about BranDON?! (hes doesnt like me calling him brandy so accent on the the DON :-) Kerry that Jap translation stuff was weird...all I got back was boxes!

~melanie~
i changed my position on the matter of Zakk now! I was thinkin, I was bein a little stereotypical by deciding hes a moronic conformist dipstick, whose completely blind to what social society really is (a load of parading monkeys who only care about acceptance from people who are as just moronic as them and in result get led around by the nose and used by those same monkeys! makes no sense to me) but anyhow, i decided he was one of these monkeys just because he has monkey friends, and i was prolly to quick to pass judgement. So i must wait and see if hes really a monkey or not before i could justify not wanting him in the gweds. does everybody follow my monkeyfied way of describing the student body?! Me either, im too tired to make sense. Kristen has a twinkie filled baby!!!! Peace out :D

!*!Jαмі!*!
MUHAHAHA! I get the first post on Saturday October 4th! GO ME! Wahoo! - in the words of Joe-Cat-Keerny or however they mispell ur last name Joy lol.

~Kristen~
Hello, my freaky darlings! (hehehehe)
WHAT IS WITH THE TWINKIES! Why must people insist on reminding me of the twinkie, especially if you don't even know the significance of why I cringe whenever I hear it!
Joy- It's ok about my mom. She just thinks that your're weirder than you were before.
Melissa- The Stupid Trilogy is awesome! She didn't answer us when we asked. But when she gets on the net again, ill ask her.
Kerry- I need anime too!I agree with you, I do think that Rachey and Jo would like Yu Yu Hakusho and Fruits Basket. Yeah, and Melissa might like Fruits Basket. The next time someone has a sleepover, I'll be sure to bring my Fruits Basket dvd, so that we can sit them down and make them watch it! Muwahahahahaha! If anyone likes vampires and stuff like that they might like Nightwalker and/or Vampire Hunter D. Btw, you need to let me borrow Castle in the Sky, I really wanna see it!
Jami- I'm not going to vote for Zakk until I talk to him for myself.
All Gweds- If you haven't seen it, you MUST see League of Extraordinary Gentlemen! It rocks if you like fantasy/science fiction movies. (Thats where I got the whole Hello, my freaky darlings from, just in case you were wondering.)
Namarie!

~Random Message From Shannon~

Nice, Clean Socks.

NO! ive known him for 3 years and hes a nutjob!!!!! the only one who makes it a bad thing!!!!!!!! im the ONLY one who knows ANYTHING about him, and he is a lying jerk i tell u >:| ull all wanna exile him after u get to know him
ANTI ZAKK!!!!!!!!
~mel~

!*!Jαмі!*!
Sheesh Kerry calm down hun! I was kidding...I don't think you want to kick my ass but the idea is kinda funny lol. Kristy...freaky darlings...??? *looks weird Kristy's way..* ooook then! Kerry don't you dare let Melanie convince you that Zakk shouldn't be a Gwed! She is full of it! Next time you and him are online you shall meet. Kristy and Joy seem to think he's cool! You will like him too! Everyone vote pro-Zakk!

Heh. Heh. Arnold for governer!

~Shannon The Currently Very Excited Other Other White Meat~
YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY! Thank you all SO much for supporting the BBBC! You all ROCK! You all are AWESOME! We should know by tomorrow whether or not the campaign was a success! If not, we must continue. And I promise I will uphold my end of the deal! *dances around insanely*
*Support the BBBC-Bring Back Batman Campaign*
And on a lighter note...GIBSON GIBSON GIBSON GIBSON GIBSON! GIBSON?

~melanie~ one last thing for today.....
I LOVE JACK SPARROW :D

believe me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive known him for 3 years, he got my brother thrown in jail with his lies, and i swear i think hes a pathological liar, thats all he does, and he told me hes wiccan, and then he turns around and tells Jami its only his aunt!Jami has only known him a week, she dont know what a asshole he is YET, and when we were trying to see if he still likes me he agreed to go to a movie with me BEHIND jamis back, while they were going out!!!! and stupid stupid jami forgave him >:l hes a backstabber!!! vote anti-zakk!!!!!!!

~melanie~

~Kerry, Princess of Kurama Torture~
Alright, I'm getting mixed things here. I'm hearing from Melanie that Zakk's a backstabbing pathilogical lier, insults weirdness, and backstabs, and I shouldn't vote for him. I just like him 'cause I've heard he likes anime. That's all I really know about him...
BTW, Jami, I told you the other night: The whole thing about kicking you ass was CONFUSION! I don't want to kick your ass, I pressed the wrong number. Besides, I was half asleep when I took the damn survey.
So lighten up, ne? ;)
I don't know what to do about Zakk. I'm hearing so many differeny things, I don't know WHAT to believe. TTYL, Gweds.
As a last note, I NEED ANIME

Kerry can kick your ass!!! WHOOOOOOO go Kerry!!!!!!!!!! Vote against Zakk!!!!!!! He does so practice witchcraft! Hes a BAD liar, he had a witchcraft symbol drew on his hand too, and told me himself he does that crazy stuff! hes weirdness is that of an evil sort i tell you!!!! Kick Jamis ass Kerry, then vote against Zakk :D!!!!!

~Melanie~

~Kerry, Princess of Kurama Torture~
I vote for Zakk, yo!! Hey, he's an anime shipper! That's all a reason I need! I wonder what animes he likes... I'd say, let him be a Gwed! Yeah, Brandon IMed me saying he wanted to be a Gwed. *shrug* I don't care. It's up to you. I'm going through anime-withdrawl at the moment. It's horrible! Yes, I do have anime, but I've seen them SOOOOOOOO many times. I need new anime, and FAST. I've never been in such a horrible position before. Lord, someone give me anime. I'm hoping Sayaka can send me Gravitation...... Yeah, my Japanese penpal is gonna send me DVDs of anime not available in America. Doesn't that rock?! *cricket cricket, pout* Well, I think it does... I need more Yu Yu Hakusho...I need Escaflowne...Gundam Wing...Fruits Basket....NightWalker...I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH! SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!! *cries*
Gravitation is absolutely the best! I've been listening to music from it all day. Gods, I need Gravi. I hope Sayaka can send me some, and fast. I'd KILL for anime right now.
You know, I'm sure you guys don't care about my anime problems. Most of you don't like anime, or haven't given it a chance in general... *sigh* I need more anime shipper friends. I don't have enough. Anime is so the best! I'm sure you guys would love it if you gave it a chance! Rachael, I'm sure you'd liike Yu Yu Hakusho and Fruits Basket. I believe Joy would like those too. Fruits Basket is hilarious. It's about people who turn into animals when hugged by the opposite sex! They also can't be in their family. There's I think, 12 of them. 12 or 13, representing the animals of the Chinese zodiac. Melissa might like Fruits Basket. Any opinions Kristen?! After all, you're pretty much the only one that knows what I'm talking about. Sure, Joy's seen Princess Mononoke, and Rachael has seen Spirited Away, but there's so much more!
I found my list of you know you've been in band too long when.... and decided to read it. Man, it's strange, but still very true, I believe. God, I'm in horrible shape at the moment. I'm gonna sign off, here, me thinks. Namarie.

I NEED ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW! *cries*
Kotoba nado nakute no EYE TO EYE!

I AM A PROUD SUPPORTER OF BBBC!!!!
!*!Jαмі!*!

!*!Jαмі!*!
Zakk does NOT practice no witchcraft! He is nice don't listen to Melanie she's just mad cuz...well she holds an unjustified grudge against Zakk! He just wears a Wiccan necklace y'all, his aunt is into Wiccan and he believes in God he's just not sure how he doesn't want to choose the wrong religion cuz he don't wanna go to H-E-double hockey sticks. And his weirdness is not a bad weirdness it is in order for mere admiration! By the way, a situation has been suggested to me. Kerry Richmond seems to have rated how much she wants to kick my ass as a FOUR on a scale of 1-10 while other rather smart ones only said 1...I don't know about you people but I believe I could take her...any thoughts???
‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› tehehehe...

~Melanie~
Whoa! I just now figured out how to work this fanciful site!!!!!!!! No one vote for Zakk to be a gwed!!!! Hes a lying stupid smelly dipstick!!!! NOOO Zakk!!!!!!! He thinks hes a witch!!!! He actually practices witchcraft!!! He turns weirdness into something bad!!!!! NO ZAKK!!!!! I vote for Brandon, yes he is most definitely irritating, but Melissa's right, we need more male gweds (Zakk has not yet been identified as a male by the way) But in a dream I had, he did knock up Jami! So i'm writing a story where everyone gets pregnant!!!!! Heres who gets knocked up by what(yes I mean WHAT :D)
Me-Jack Sparrow!!!!!
Melissa- a hobbit
Jami- Zakk (if its a male afterall)
Joy- A giant twinkie (you have a creamfilled baby now!!!!!)
Shannon- Mel Gibson of course
Kerry- a black 47 year old toothless hobo
Miranda- you get to share Kerrys hobo before being stranded on an island :D
Kristen- Kerry recommended that you have a giant preverted twinkie, named Allen's baby!
Rachael- you and TJ get high on Herbal Essences one night! well, maybe rachael having TJs baby would be a little too disturbing :s how about a giant carrot instead?!
did i forget anybody????
I have too much free time don't I?
Mel

Oy, Its Joy!
Ok my opinios on what has been said:
Jami- I told you, i'd be for Zakk
Melissa- Sry, but Brandon is prepetually irritating...If you want another guy, vote Zakk! But any ways, as we discussed before, in prolonged periods of time (such as lunch) you just start to want to hurt brandon
Kristen- Im sry if i scared your mom!
Shannon- GO BBBC!
Melissa- Nope, Katie (thats her name!) author of the Stupid Trillogy, never answered when we asked
Jami- Nope, no trickrtreatin for me! Band people leave that day for Tennesee! And even if i wasnt in band, id be on academic team and they have a meet Halloween night. Also, toliet papering my house? lol I wont be here anyway and if you were plannin to do it on halloween, thats when my parents are having a party so you prbly couldnt get away with it. Any other time, go for it! But dont blame me if you get arrested or somethin!
ok byebye
JOY

~Melissa~
GO BBBC!!!!!!!!!!

~Melissa~
GURTHA YAHOO! Stupid @$*^#$ website never @*&$@!# works! Sorry. I'm having a little trouble with my e-mail.
Kristen & Joy- I love the Stupid trilogy! I'm glad you invited her to be a Gwed. Has she responded yet?
Puff- I e-mailed cartoon network (they don't deserve to be capitolozed) five times today and I'll do so everyday until the put Batman back on. Like Kristen said, you better hold up your end of the deal!
All Gweds- I think we should let Brandon be a Gwed. *ducks all objects thrown at her from opposing Gweds* We're being kinda sexist. Think about it. About 15 total Gweds and only one of them is a guy. (Oh well, I suppose I'm already being racist. Ya know, the whoe, lunch incident) OMG! I got new glasses! I LOVE THEM! I may actually start wearing glasses in place of my contacts every once in a while now. I bought a Lord of the Rings computer game last night, but it won't play on my computer! @(*%#@^&$# POC computer. Oh, BTW- POC means piece of crap. I found it in the old sacred notebook, which I am bringing to school on Monday. *cough*Puff*cough* Oh, and the girl Ashley invited to be a Gwed is really cool. If you're on academic team, you should know her. She's the one Fred and I always go to get food with. Candace. Yeah. Has she told if she's joining or not, Ashley? I hope she does. She's definitly one of my best friends on the team. Well, y'all, I'm going to go, bug some other people now. BYE!

AS I WAS SAYING, I'M IN ON THE BBBC! CARTOON NETWORK WILL MAKE A PUBLIC APOLOGY FOR DOING AWAY WITH BATMAN IN THE FIRST PLACE WHEN I AM THROUGH! :-D

ATTENTION!
EVERYONE VOTE PRO ZAKK!!!!! ZAKK IS A GWED....ZAKK IS A GWED!!!....I'M GOING TO CREATE SUBLIMINAL TAPES FOR ALL OF YOU AND SECRETLY PLANT THEM IN YOUR BEDROOMS! FROM A PSYCHO-LOLOGIST-BE AFRAID-BE VERY VERY AFRAID >:)! MUHAHAHAHA! IS ANYONE GOING TRIGGER TREATIN? I'M THINKIN ABOUT TOILET PAPERING JOY'S HOUSE, DON'T TELL HER THOUGH! ():-)
I'M

Moronic Mysterious Snow Turtle aka Joy
yes! i am a mysterious snow turtle! Those of you who are in band who will see my winter gear tomorrow will know why!
And yes! I am also a complete moron! Why, do you ask? The answer is simple: Today at lunch i got bored and decided to call Austin and tell ask him if he had done what the pineapples had commanded of him. Well, i didnt say who it was nor said goodbye, just "If you have not done what the great pineapples have commanded, go and do that now" and hungup. Well it turns out , that it was his mom that had answered the phone. Yeah, real smart of me. Kristen informed me of this later. You can ask her for her end of the stry as she was there when her mom answered the phone..Yeah and thats all i have to say
Goodbye, bow to the pineapples
Snow Turtle

~Anessa~
Heheh. I sent Cartoon Network 15 messages.. most of them threatening death. I hope they dont have my IP address. That would just suck. Bethany's grandpa didn't die, thank Bob. So I 'comforted' her for nothing. Must be all the Karma I hoped would have forgotten about me. AH! as of now, my life sucks. I can't go to the concert, AND no one can come over for my belated Hobbit Day party. Now I have to eat the frozen Lembas all by myself.. *sulks* So much for Bob being merciful.

~Kristen~
Shannon - I wrote messages to Cartoon Network, so you have to keep up your end of the deal and watch TTT. Yay! Another vic- I mean fan. heh *looks around nerviously*.
Joy - I think that you did scare my brother! Well done!
Ugh, I'm bored. I am uploading chapter 9 of Cold Heart right now, so if you read it and want to read the new chapter it should be up now! G2G ya'll, chocolate-chocolate-chocolate cupcake here I come!!!!!!!

~Shannon~
:) :) :) YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST EVER!!! *jumps up and down* I WILL watch the Two Towers. The next party we have where you all watch it, I will. And I'll LOVE it! :) Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! *hugs everyone*
*Support the BBBC-Bring Back Batman Campaign*

Its Joy again! arent you excited!!! Shannon- Im going to begin sending CartoonNetwork 5 messages a day til batman comes back.. You'll have to tell me when that is though cuz i never watch it. I just like to complain. BTW, i put more than "please bring back batman" I wrote something along the lines of 'Do it or die', and then one thats like begging insistently. they shall be getting a lot of strange messages from *moi* Ok, thats all i have to say for now. GURTH A CARTOONNETWORK!!! Gurth a chyth a edhil ( hehehe) namarie mellons...
Hey melissa! Remember the Melon Lembas!? lol (the watermelon kind, not friend)
so in english, it would be Farewell Melonheads!!! hahaha
JOY

AHHH!!! i havent posted on here in forever!!!! Ok just warning you but im on a sugar high from reeses pieces. dang those things are good. LALALALALALALALALA I have this sudden urge to scare people... Kristen as of ..now.. i am calling your house..but you wont read this til im through..hehe..Haha! Ricky just called! I scared him!!! lalala that was fun...Sry about the insane murderous message on your machine kerry, but i really really really want to read kristens stry! *skips off into sunset* hmm wonder y i did that
zip i dee do da zip i dee day ok that was random!!!! ohh i am soo bored and hyper. Not a good mix
Muahaha Michail said i could irritate his friends if they call.. Yea! What if i call them? does that count? i must go find out. Goodbye!
JOY

~Shannon The Flammable Marshmellow Peep~
I found my Halloween costume today! I'm going as the girl Spartan cheerleader off Saturday Night Live! The Spartans make fun of cheerleaders a lot. They're GREAT! I can't wait until Halloween!
*Support the BBBC-Bring Back Batman Campaign*