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sunnuntaina, lokakuuta 19, 2003

~Mel~
I have finished my plot to dismember johnny depps girlfriend with a butter knife! First..I get a psycho hypno dude to take my dear johnny somewhere and force him to feel hatred for her and any other female other than me! Then, while hes away, I find out what blood type his girlfriend is and steal lots of blood sacks from a hospital. Next, I break into her house, tie her up, put those little IV thingys in five different places and start giving her blood (to keep her concious as long as possible). Then, I begin to cut off pieces of her body with my butter knife, starting with her finger joints, then going to every last joint, carving away, while she watches and screams! I will torture her as much as possible, untill i i cut off the parts of her arms and legs where the blood is being put into her at, and she passes out from blood loss. THEN, before shes fully unconcious, i gouge her eyes out with my butter knife, and make her eat them! :D then ill give her body to the hungry hobos, and johnny will be mine, all mine!!!!!!!!!!!!! those dudes with the jackets and needles and thingys that keep tryin to tie me up think im a little unbalanced for some reason. where would they have gotten that idea?!?!
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