Gwed

Here I am again, trying to entertain myself by typing. Nothing important to say really. Fur coats are cruel. Don’t ask, I just heard it on a song. He’s gonna buy a monkey too. Well, someone had best tell him that Meijer doesn’t sell monkeys. Apparently green dresses are cruel too. And if he had 1,000,000 dollars he’d be rich. People in trench coats stare at him whenever he goes somewhere. They don’t make pre-wrapped bacon. Now I’m just being really, really random because I’m commenting on the music I’m listening too and no one else can hear it. Ohh, and armed mini-van. I want one. AHHHHAHHAHH. *cough cough* He’s so sane it’s driving him crazy. O’ course, being sane would drive me crazy too. I’m just not used to it I guess. But I don’t wanna be either. How can you be so green it’s amazing? Paint? Marker? Hmm, now a song bout Yoko Ono. For those of you who don’t know who that is, she was John Lennon’s wife. I mean, I guess they were married. But anyway, some people say it’s her fault the Beatles split up. Chimpanzee.. What if they weren’t on postcards? What if it was a box with a live monkey in it. The Dutch chimps send their love from Amsterdam. I like words that start with ‘C’. Like coconut, caffeine, cat, Catherine, chimpanzee, Celebae, Cirith Ungol. They are just fun to say. Blond elves are nice too…VERY nice. Nice Legolas. Nice Haldir. Nice Glorfindel. Me should probably stop now. Me is just babbling.
JOY